Me, a few seconds after the Big Bang

I know there has been some confusion among people on your planet about how I look. In fact, there have been quite a few casualties about this question. In order to clarify the situation I have included a picture of me. It was taken right after the Big Bang, and I am still wearing the sunglasses. There was another picture taken exactly at the let-there-be-light-moment, but unfortunately it was over-exposed.