The fact is: I don't exist

Here it is. I have finally decided to answer the question: Do I, God, exist? And behold, I tell you: I don't.
What? You don't believe me? You think this blog is made by a human being pretending to speak the word of God?
Interesting idea.
Maybe all you religious people should keep it in mind the next time you read one of those ancient scriptures which you believe were written by a supernatural being... And after that, read Richard Dawkin's book "The God Delusion". I, God, command you to do that. Stop believing in me and start using your brains for a change.
End of divine transmission.