Scientists: Cosmic blob biggest thing in universe
Now I'm really pissed off. That used to be MY record!
Monday, July 31, 2006
Sunday, July 30, 2006
What you got wrong...
Well. I have now taken a closer look at the world and I think that there must have been some kind of misunderstanding about that list of commands I gave this Moses guy a few thousand years ago. I knew that fellow had a hearing problem, but I never expected THIS. Remember the Seventh Commandment? About adultery??? I've got news for you: I never said a word about adultery! What an incredibly crazy idea that a superior being like me should be interested in such purely private business as your sexual behaviour.
No, what I really had said was "Thou shalt not commit IDIOCY", and if this Charlton-Heston-lookalike would have listened better or at least ASKED me once more, you would have been spared quite a few of your problems, that's for sure. Because when I look at the world, Idiocy seems to be the main cause of most problems. Maybe that error can be fixed by changing the offical list of commands. Is it sufficient to change the Wikipedia article? Or do I have to talk to one of your religious leaders? I am really upset about this error, but I don't wanna get apocalyptic about it just yet.
No, what I really had said was "Thou shalt not commit IDIOCY", and if this Charlton-Heston-lookalike would have listened better or at least ASKED me once more, you would have been spared quite a few of your problems, that's for sure. Because when I look at the world, Idiocy seems to be the main cause of most problems. Maybe that error can be fixed by changing the offical list of commands. Is it sufficient to change the Wikipedia article? Or do I have to talk to one of your religious leaders? I am really upset about this error, but I don't wanna get apocalyptic about it just yet.
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Me, a few seconds after the Big Bang
I know there has been some confusion among people on your planet about how I look. In fact, there have been quite a few casualties about this question. In order to clarify the situation I have included a picture of me. It was taken right after the Big Bang, and I am still wearing the sunglasses. There was another picture taken exactly at the let-there-be-light-moment, but unfortunately it was over-exposed.
Genesis
Hi! I am God!
You may have heard about me. People often talk to me and ask: When will you finally get your own blog? So, I decided to create one. No big deal, actually. I had to build a medium-sized universe, a few common galaxies and stars, a few planets, some life forms and let it all evolve for a few billion years. Then I had somebody invent computers, the internet and after that, the blog.
So. Here I am. Who I am.
Actually I've heard some complaints about this whole creation-thing, so I guess I'll take a yoctosecond to investigate... I'll be back soon (in my terms).
You may have heard about me. People often talk to me and ask: When will you finally get your own blog? So, I decided to create one. No big deal, actually. I had to build a medium-sized universe, a few common galaxies and stars, a few planets, some life forms and let it all evolve for a few billion years. Then I had somebody invent computers, the internet and after that, the blog.
So. Here I am. Who I am.
Actually I've heard some complaints about this whole creation-thing, so I guess I'll take a yoctosecond to investigate... I'll be back soon (in my terms).
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